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29th-Sep-2009 11:36 am(no subject)
simple
Sunshine, sunshine
Sunshine, sunshine

Oh, ohhh
Oh, ohhh

I was lost between the midnight and the dawning
In a place of no consequence or company
3: 33 when the numbers fell off the clock face
Speed dialling with no signal at all

Go, shout it out, rise up
Oh, ohhh
Escape yourself, and gravity
Hear me. Cease to speak that I may speak
Shush now
Oh, ohhh
Force quit and move to trash

I was right there at the top of the bottom
On the edge of the known universe where I wanted to be
I had driven to the scene of the accident
And I sat there waiting for me

Restart and reboot yourself
You’re free to go
Oh, ohhh
Shout for joy if you get the chance
Password: you. enter here - right now

Oh, ohhh
You know your name so punch it in
Hear me. Cease to speak that I may speak
Shush now
Oh, ohhh
Then don’t move or say a thing
13th-Jun-2009 12:10 am - all. love.
blue flower
You'll be given love
You'll be taken care of
You'll be given love
You have to trust it

Maybe not from the sources
You have poured yours
Maybe not from the directions
You are staring at

Twist your head around
It's all around you
All is full of love
All around you

All is full of love
You just ain't receiving
All is full of love
Your phone is off the hook
All is full of love
Your doors are all shut
All is full of love!

All is full of love
All is full of love
All is full of love
All is full of love
All is full of love
17th-May-2009 11:04 pm - I KNEW IT!
blue flower
Is your cat plotting to kill you?
30th-Jan-2009 10:15 pm(no subject)
true
Persuasion, is by far (in my opinion), Jane Austin's finest novel.

the end
1st-Jan-2009 08:37 am(no subject)
simple
Happy Australian New Year.
16th-Dec-2008 10:00 am - unique
simple
Australian Citizenship Test
The Australian citizenship test has been designed to assist people who want to become Australian citizens gain an understanding of Australia’s values, traditions, history and national symbols.

The test is an important part of ensuring that migrants have the capacity to fully participate in the Australian community as citizens and maximise the opportunities available to them in Australia. It will promote social cohesion and successful integration into the community.

Test Rules
There are some basic rules which you must follow during the test:

- Test is timed - You will be allowed 45 minutes to complete the test (or 90 minutes in the case of an assisted test). No additional time will be made available.
- This is a closed book test - You must not bring any test resource material into the testing centre (this includes note paper, the Becoming an Australian Citizen resource book,
study notes, etc).
- Personal belongings may be taken into the test site however these must be stored under the desk for the duration of the test. Mobile phones and all other electronic communication/gaming equipment should be switched off while you are within the test centre.

If you do not follow these rules, you may be asked to leave the test centre and may have to sit the test again.

Test Questions
You may begin writing only once you are advised to do so by the test supervisor.

(1) Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin, of the term “died in the arse”? Explain the meaning:

(2) What is a “bloody little beauty”?

(3) Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
Yes / No

(4) Explain the following passage:

In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a Barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a Barney and a bit of biffo.

(5) Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and taking a slash?

(6) Complete the following sentences:

(a) If the van's rockin' don't bother ________________________________

(b) You're goin' home in the back of a _____________________________

(c) Fair crack of the ________________________________________

(7) I've had a gutful and I can't be farked. Discuss.

(8) Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
Yes / No

(9) Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"?
Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
Yes / No

(10) Do you or your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or Kai see Ming?
Yes / No

(11) What are the ingredients in a rissole?

(12) Describe the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

(13) Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
Yes / No

(14) In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
Yes / No

(15) When you go to a bring-your-own-meat Barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

(16) What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

(17) Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
Yes / No

(18) Is it possible to prang a car while doing circle work?
Yes / No

(19) Who would you like to crack on to?

(20) Who is the most Australian (pick one answer):
(a) Kevin "Bloody" Wilson
(b) John "True Blue" Williamson
(c) Kylie Minogue
(d) Warnie

(21) Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
Yes / No

(22) What do the phrases “sinkin piss at a mate’s joint” and “gettin paraletic” mean?
simple
I require a joint effort... you see, it has come to my attention that there must be -some- reason for peas... because it sure as hell can't be to eat them! (No, I quite thoroughly refuse to believe they are eatible ....ever!). So.. could I borrow your time in order to have three unique uses for peas from all who read this please.

I shall start us off:

1. Shoved up the nose of a snorer stops the noise quite quickly >.>
2. Christmas decorations. Scatter then over the tabletop after cooking and refuse to eat them - just watch the reaction of guests!
3. Non-removable ear plugs?
26th-Oct-2008 06:50 pm - .. enlightening experiences
simple
I just spent the better part of three hours chatting to people I haven't spoken to in years. Old 'net friends' and I found, in particular, that my conversation with Rebbers was very enlightening. We were discussing the emotional content of the old "RP group"  - how emotionally driven/charged the RP's were, and probably us as people too. We were all rather vulnerable.. that was a given (we were on the net sooooo much), probably struggling with real life issues in our own ways. The relief of not having the bloody drama's that went on is palletable..... I doubt any one of us would ever want it back. But I admit to missing people. Certain peoples :) 

Roleplaying (freeform) was fun, I'll admit it. But I am so very glad I am not Braiden of Novalis or any of the other millions of creations that came into my head. Glad I could set it aside to live. Creative writing is fun, but it wasn't achieving anything. If I could have made it a profession though... ;) I was always too scared to try and write. I've lost count of the amount of times I said I'd start a book :( .. but if its not in me, its not in me.

I've decided something though - a friend is a friend. Net met or face to face. It matters little where we find them and doesn't make them any less important :D And that feels very very good to come to terms with.
26th-Oct-2008 02:33 pm - joy :D
simple
Have you ever woken up and thought "Ugh, washing, cleaning house.. groceries. I'll try not to get too excited about the day" and then someone unexpected turns up on the door step and changes your outlook? :) That's how I felt today went down. It was lovely having a visit from Emma Louise - even better getting out to see the bush and taking Brai for a quick swim at the beach. Ah the secret joys of seeing Brai managed a new way to tangle herself between her top and her seatbelt (For the record - sometimes its painful to stop yourself from laughing at/in front of a child when its bursting to come out of you..). The absolute hillarity of Emma saying "Oh, I feel fat in this costume" and my sudden pronouncement of "Oh stuff that, it's only skin and has no bearing on who and what you are" - dunno where that came from, but it was freeing and funny. Hidden joys of days like these are the best...
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